OK. Where to begin. The start? Oh no, that's what they'd expect you to do...no...how about first things second...yeah yeah, they won't expect that. Ok then. Pleasantaries over. I'm about yay high. And I'm Paul/Powlo/PB. There, you see? First things second. You weren't expecting that were you? even though i told you just before, but you weren't paying attention. Ah well, there's no need to get caught up in that. Yes there is. No there isn't, I'll deal with you later. Know what you're thinking, because i certainly do. You're thinking this guy is a weirdo. Or, you're thinking what the hell is this guy talking about. Maybe with one eyebrow raised...as if to say "Huh...what the hell is this weirdo talking about?".
To be honest, i don't even know. This is just a bit of fun. Thanks for reading.
There is one question I have for you though. A real 'humdinger'. One that you won't know the answer to. No one knows. But ponder on it. And come back to me.
Here it is...get ready, and make sure you have an exit pretty darn close, this could get nasty!
Why are stairs called stairs inside...but are called steps outside?
Think about it.